Ok, so I am now stuck on the Ross train as there is no getting off. From my experience so far its not actually that bad. There is sweets and nice men with white vans, and if thats not your thing then well, your not getting off. No one gets off. But if you look pass the pedophiles and the constant anal penetration then your experience is not at all that bad. One other thing about the Ross train is that it never stops, so if you suffer from motion sickness well then good luck.
I don't see why its all that bad to be honest, as long as you can deal with your testicles getting tickles by the devil himself and the deathning hallow of screamo music where ever you go, but not that bad. Oh what you need to take a shit? Ha ha no. You will hold your shit in for weeks upon weeks. And did I mention about the human eating dick, hmm yeah he comes around time to time. I guess the only good part is the succulent voice of 'The Ross' oh yes the ross voice, the one thing that makes me smile and then I see the devil with his tickling hand out and then I scream.
So there we have it kiddy winkles, my review on the ross train. So if your thinking about going on the ross train, get a gun a bullet and then put it to your head and then pull the trigger. Because the ross train has never stopped ... and never will.
1.56487/5 stars
By The Jefferson.
I don't see why its all that bad to be honest, as long as you can deal with your testicles getting tickles by the devil himself and the deathning hallow of screamo music where ever you go, but not that bad. Oh what you need to take a shit? Ha ha no. You will hold your shit in for weeks upon weeks. And did I mention about the human eating dick, hmm yeah he comes around time to time. I guess the only good part is the succulent voice of 'The Ross' oh yes the ross voice, the one thing that makes me smile and then I see the devil with his tickling hand out and then I scream.
So there we have it kiddy winkles, my review on the ross train. So if your thinking about going on the ross train, get a gun a bullet and then put it to your head and then pull the trigger. Because the ross train has never stopped ... and never will.
1.56487/5 stars
By The Jefferson.